Which Onetime "Dirrty" Girl Is Getting Her Randy Librarian On?

OK, this. Where do we begin with this? We could start with the blouse, which evokes the Cedar Rapids librarian who dares to buy something really snazzy for Saturday night bridge at the Gundersen's. Nell's cheese nut ball always brings out the dazzle in everybody, doesn't it? And that means a shirt with not only a bow, but also satin! Gosh, before we know it, this gal will lose her mind and go all the way to mother-of-pearl buttons! The skirt apparently comes from another outfit, perhaps from the wardrobe closet for Vocal Adrenaline. We'll get back to you on that one.

So who is this human mashup? Find out in our Fashion DUI gallery!