We love the expert fading and blush color. We love the vintage fonts. So what if the wording is a little...off? "I'm fresh because I learned French in school," reads this boat-neck T-shirt by Teeology. Technically, the French don't use the word "fresh" the way we Anglophones do, so a Gaul would interpret this more along the lines of "I'm chilly..." Whatever the case, the shirt pays homage to the language of love...and looks pretty cool. $29.50.